Hoodie: For Sale

This cozy fucker features an illustration of the America dream - Fuck You, Pay Me!! Show your pride in the American way and show your support for elephants all over the world! Remember, if it isn't unpleasant, is it even worth doing? Whatever, buy the hoodie.

• 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Zero elephant tusks in this fleece
• Grey Heather has thicker fleece, she thicc
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd.² (288.20 g/m²)
• 3-panel hood with a drawcord
• Pouch pocket like a kangaroo
• Cuffed sleeves and hem, not ham
• Adidas logo on the right sleeve
• Product sourced from where real elephants live

Disclaimer: Adidas is currently updating their logo. As a result, some hoodies may feature the old logo, while others may have the new one.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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