Rich and Unpleasant Fleece Pants

Well-made and lined with friggin fleece, these fuckers will be your first choice for a casual everyday outfit ... that lets people know you're rich! Subtle hints that you have money will impress the sexual partner(s) of your choice if you're into sexual partners who are into people with money! Legal disclaimer - you still need to be kind and polite and funny and probably good looking and not be a total dick head and, most importantly, make sure those sexual partners actually choose you.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Shows people you have money to spend
• 5-thread stitching
• Cuffed and side-seamed legs
• Elastic inside the waistband
• Flat drawstrings in a matching color
• 2 cross pockets in front
• 1 top-stitched patch pocket on the back of the right leg
• Ribbed (for your pleasure) waist, cuffs, and gusset at crotch
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

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