You Live Here Too

Everything's for sale. You know it. I know it. That dude standing behind you with the thick-rimmed glasses and the bad haircut knows it. The woman standing exactly 38.4 feet away from you if you're looking south west knows it. That kid from 3rd grade who used to be a bit of a douche always bullying people with his dumb bowl cut and absolutely ridiculous mustard-colored pants knows it. What was his name? Shit, what was his name? Who cares, he's probably grown now and definitely not being a douche anymore... yeah right, he's definitely still a douche. Fuckin hate that guy. Don't be that guy. Buy this shirt, it's for sale.

• 100% cotton just like the clouds in the sky
• Fabric is mad heavyweight
• Shit's dyed, yo
• Relaxed AF fit
• Other cool shit
• Made by elephants. Not.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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